Ladies and gentlemen.  Today is a dark, dark day.  From this amateur video which was taken just days ago, it appears an alien mothership has broken through Earth's atmosphere and is currently hovering over Moscow, Russia. We're not sure exactly why the mothership has landed, and why it chose Moscow, but what I do know is that someone better find Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum NOW! Get their asses to Area 51, have Judd Hirsh give the loveable Jewish father inspiration speech and spark...