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		<title>Mirror, Mirror on the Wall&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashley King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the old saying goes... Ugly is in the eye of the beholder...


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s <img class="alignright size-full wp-image-958" title="botox" src="http://www.pandemicmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/botox.bmp" alt="botox" width="221" height="206" />good to grow old in today&#8217;s society, especially since the advent of plastic surgery and Botox have revolutionized what and who we perceive to be beautiful. Gone are the days of witch-like old maids and socially shunned hags; there is no place in Western culture for the ugly or the wart infested.</p>
<p>But one can&#8217;t help but wonder what exactly sparked our obsession with youthful, dewy skin and wrinkle-free foreheads&#8230; Can we really blame new media for our drastically unrealistic expectations, or must we point the finger inwards and admit to our own sense of vanity?</p>
<p>Either way I find myself drawn to the exotic pots and bright colours which light up the makeup counters at department stores across the continent, in the never-ending search for self perfection; because if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, at the end of the day, I&#8217;m the one staring back at myself in the mirror&#8230; and DAMN do I look good!</p>
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		<title>Audrina Patridge ain&#8217;t foolin&#8217; ANYONE!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Francis Portugal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So just came across some SERIOUS Audrina Patridge pictures from her spread in the latest MAXIM magazine and, I must say, I&#8217;m quite impressed. She&#8217;s looking damn good!  I don&#8217;t know if she got any work done or if she&#8217;s just growing into her face, but whatever it is, it&#8217;s a big step forward. I&#8217;m [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So just came across some SERIOUS Audrina Patridge pictures from her spread in the latest MAXIM magazine and, I must say, I&#8217;m quite impressed.</p>
<p>She&#8217;s looking damn good!  I don&#8217;t know if she got any work done or if she&#8217;s just growing into her face, but whatever it is, it&#8217;s a big step forward.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to do a little research to see if this is a fluke occurance, because normally the reality TV whore doesn&#8217;t really do it for me.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
*3 minutes later*</p>
<p>OK, back from a quick <a href="http://www.pandemicmedia.com/tag/youtube/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag nofollow" title="Posts tagged with youtube">youtube</a> search.  I&#8217;m over it.  Moving on.  Here&#8217;s why&#8230;&#8230;.God I hate her.</p>
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