Hide Your Glassware – Nick Dreamer Is In The House!
Everyone of us, at some point in our lifetime, does something which we later come to regret, whether it be a bad haircut, a job-loss inducing comment, a lesbian kiss, or a drunken tattoo of the Tasmanian Devil jacking himself off on your left butt cheek; but this... this is epic.
The questionably talented and undoubtedly tone-deaf Nick Dreamer, who operates under the YouTube alias "hitmanbreakeroftheye", has seriously upped the ante when it comes to bad decision making in a public fo...
Guinew Moon
Twilight...
The mere mention of the word brings my blood to a boil; my pupils grow wide, the hair on the back of my neck prickles with excitement, and my heart rate speeds up to an R-Patz appropriate pace... and that's a tame reaction when compared to the thousands of other blood-thirsty Cullen fans who find themselves counting down the days until New Moon hits theatres (Haha that was a joke... blood-thirsty... get it? Ahhhhh nevermind!).
Twilight fever has reached an all time pitch as t...
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall…
It's good to grow old in today's society, especially since the advent of plastic surgery and Botox have revolutionized what and who we perceive to be beautiful. Gone are the days of witch-like old maids and socially shunned hags; there is no place in Western culture for the ugly or the wart infested.
But one can't help but wonder what exactly sparked our obsession with youthful, dewy skin and wrinkle-free foreheads... Can we really blame new media for our drastically unrealistic expectations...
Would YOU Date My Avatar??
As someone who has never had the time nor the interest in playing videogames (especially not since I developed a chronic case of tennis elbow from dabbling in the art of Wii Fit), I find it difficult to understand the seemingly overwhelming draw to the game World of Warcraft, and even harder to fully comprehend the enormous cult following which has spawned from it. The whole thing just seems a little bit Dungeons and Dragons to me, albeit a 21st century version - which essentially just means th...
Battle of the Douches
For all of those guys who roll into the club dripping with bedazzled Ed Hardy gear, let this video serve as a warning – nobody (aside from drunken girls with loose morals, among other things) likes a douche! So un-pop that collar, loose the tilted visor, and chuck the ‘tude to the curb… Or you could find yourself at the DOUCHE OFF FINALS!
If you think Luke and Joe are as awesome as I do, then check out their site at BaratsandBereta.com where you can watch tons of their vi...
An (Un)Dignified Breakup
Breaking up is hard to do.
I don’t mean physically difficult, as advances in technology and multimedia have paved the way for icy text messaged endings, and “it’s over” YouTube vids; I’m referring to the emotional turmoil of it – the tears, the guilt, the heroin relapse… the knowledge that you are about to enter into a period of unwanted celibacy until the next semi-decent guy/girl comes along (likely the most depressing factor of all).
Which is why it’s easier to enter int...
MJ isn’t the only one who can THRILL you
Well, it’s October 1st, which means that the month of gremlins, ghosts and goblins is officially upon us, and I am THRILLED! (See what I did there? This is a Thriller post and I used the word “thrilled” - don’t say my BA isn’t good for something) I’m just a little bit too old to go trick-or-treating these days (although I am the first to admit that I went out until I was 21 because, well, free candy is free candy), but that doesn’t mean that I can’t get into the ghoulish sp...
You’ll go GAGA for this Spoof…
What happens when you cross the prodigious Lady Gaga with the long cancelled, former hit reality TV show Fear Factor? You get the most ferocious celebrity/reality mutation since Season One of America’s Next Top Model (from back in the days before the weaves started wearing Tyra, as opposed to the other way around), and it’s called FIERCE FACTOR (insert tiger growl here).
This clever spoof from the certifiably funny team at Take180.com is chockfull of seemingly cheap laughs, but viewer bewar...
How to Make a Viral Video /w Kevin Nealon
If you search YouTube, you'll find that there's a whole lot of information just waiting to get absorbed by the every day man, just looking to quench his/her thirst for knowledge. Just today I learned how to charge my iPod using an Onion (actually, worth a search) , How to play Psycho Freakout on Expert in GH 2, AND how to murder someone and make it look like a suicide! Thanks YouTube!
Anyways, there's even VIRAL VIDEOS on, get this....HOW TO MAKE A VIRAL VIDEO! Our Favorite Pothead Coun...
Our FIRST Hate Mail!
Alright guys, we've been up and running for almost a month now and I've been already getting some fan mail. Have a read.
Hello Francis, I was reading your post and like sorry to say, but, I totally saw that video like three months ago and even back then it was only like...kinda funny.
Also, please stop patronizing your audience by force feeding this terrible analogy of you guys "infecting us with this crazy new wave pandemic of viral video". How's this for an analogy. Your blog is like...
