Dropped into the Shark Tank
Normally I completely go into TV hibernation during the summer months, but I've found my new guilty pleasure in ABCs the Shark Tank.
The newest Mark Burnett Production showcases that good old American' ingenuity that founded the country...as well as that naive redneck idiocy that caused the global economic storm of shit.
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Make the lamb stop screaming.
Dear God.
After catching this on MTV's The After Show the other day, I had to find it and post it immediately.
I don't know where to begin - the fact that poor Jessi Cruickshank was forced to endure Speidi's idea of foreplay, or that Spencer and Heidi define . . . um, whatever the fuck this is as "sexy".
I'm not sure about you, but I was under the impression - as I sit in bed wearing cat-print PJ pants and an American Apparel hoodie - that "less as more" was meant in regards to makeup ...
Breakin’ Baby.
I'm pretty sure this is one of the signs of the apocolaypse.
This is an ad that's been going around in Europe. Now, my French is not that great but from I'll try my best.
Apparantly one drop of Evian water can induce odd behavior from infants up to 18 months old. Such behavior includes headspins, windmills, popping, locking, the worm, body rocks, hollow backs and possibly flares. No word yet on the electric slide, but I wouldn't rule it out.
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RockBand The Beatles: Commercial
The Rockband: The Beatles game is coming out soon.
Play as Ringo Starr. Sounds like fun, doesn't it? No. Look. Ringo Starr doesn't even want to play as Ringo Starr. The commercial's pretty cool though, I guess.
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Excitement for Simon Cowell
Alright. We get the joke. The guy had the unfortunate misfortune of having to relive most men's middle school traumas of having to speak publically with a massive erection. Ha ha. Funny, yes.
However. Upon further inspection, it's clear this man is carrying one of the largest testicular tumors in the world, right in his Levi's. Get the man to a hospital!!!! Savages! I mean come on. No erection looks like that through denim!.
This guy definitely has some bad medical condit...
Welcome To Pandemic Media
Welcome to PandemicMedia.com beta v 1.0.
If you have stumbled upon this place, you probably found one of the writer's business cards in a club bathroom stall with traces of cocaine on the bottom edge of it.
Check back soon. They've entered a two week drug rehab program and will be busy writing as soon they earn internet privileges....
Anne checks in
I am making my first official blog post. Let's rejoice.
Also, I turn 24 tomorrow. Someone should buy me a pony and/or a lactose-free ice cream cake....
