Even Hitler Hated “Breaking Dawn”
The Twilight train has come to town, and although I hate to admit it, I have a first class, roundtrip ticket. But wait, before you judge me and loop me in with the thousands of screaming 13 year old fans who flocked to ComicCon this year, to the displeasure of Trekkies and media geeks everywhere, hear me out. I recognize that the Twilight series was not necessarily the best written (my sincerest apologies Stephanie), and that the entire premise is thoroughly ridiculous (unlike Buffy, that shit w...
Everyone judge the gorilla!
Here's a pretty straight forward video of a Gorilla picking his nose.
Really, it's bad enough that he's locked into a cage with absolutely no freedom, but to point, laugh, and groan in a condescending manner just because he picks his nose and eats it? Uncool guys.
I think Mr. Gorilla did a pretty good job though, despite all the critics of his choice of meal, he just continues to lie there, unaffected, picking and eating the shit out of his nose. Kudos to you Mr. Gorilla, you know wh...
Slap Chop Remix
Check out Offer Shlomi (otherwise known as Vince Offer), America's favourite informercial salesman and former scientologist, in this remix of his "Slap Chop" commercial.
Who would have thought that at the tender age of 45, Vince could become a rap star with just a little help from YouTube! [although he totally has the street cred to back up such a gangster image, what with his beating up of a hooker earlier this year]
Anyways,... So here it is, a raptastical tribute to the slimiest sales...
Hit By A Pitch?
In this video a guy tries to “fake a beaner©”, because it’s not like people would be paying attention to the batter, or the ball.
That being said, he did fool me. Maybe I’m going blind or it could be my trusting nature? Whatever it is, I admit this knowing full well it puts my future as a big league umpire in jeopardy, more so than the fact that I never wanted to be an umpire in the first place. So in the end everybody wins; I don’t get dirt kicked on me and baseball doesn’t have...
Not Jimmy Hendrix
Oh. My. God. This happened.
No, I'm not referring to the Jonai donning well-fitted wifebeaters or skinny jean sto the approval of preteens everywhere, I'm talking about their "hardcore" attempt to come across as legit rock stars.
First, let me state that I don't have anything against the Jonas Brothers. No, I don't listen to their music or know any of their songs, but I understand every generation needs token heartthrobs. JTT, Leo and BSB were mine - The Jonai are simply the equivalent ...
Puppets are underrated
There's really not much to say about this video. It's ridiculous, basically a bunch of Harry Potter puppets reciting their own names in a song-like manner.
I think my favorite part is Voldemort singing his own name to the tune of "lollipop", or maybe the part where Dumbledore is suddenly naked for no reason whatsoever.
Either way, if you've read the books, you'll think this is hilarious. If you haven't read the books, it really does not matter in any way.
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Throwback: She’s All That
Go back to a simpler time; a memorable time. A time of butterfly hair clips, chunky-heeled sandals, matte lipstick and Freddie Prinze Jr. Of 17 magazine and high school rom-coms that didn't consist of singing basketball stars or a Disney Channel monopoly.
Join me to discuss a little 1999 film, She's All That.
Oh, you remember it. Freddie Prinze Jr., Rachel Leigh Cook, Paul Walker pre-racecar movies. Usher pre ... um, whatever. Usher in the 90's. The typical "popular vs. underdog" dyn...
Pa Pa Ra Pac Yow!
I'd like to share a bit of my Filipino heritage by sharing my love for national hero, boxer, Manny Pacquiao.
Here he is peddling Fried Chicken, known as Chicken McDo [chee-ken mahk-doh], from Mickey D's (yes...McDonalds) in the Philippines.
Interesting tidbit: While his wife, Jinky (seriously that's not a typo, her name is actually Jinky) was grabbing the ice cream sundaes, she found Manny choking on his happy meal toy.
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Stockholm Syndrome 2.0
From the think-tanks at Funny or Die comes Hostage: A Love Story featuring the lovely and talented Zachary Quinto, Rachel Harris and Brad Paisley.
I'm not normally a huge Funny or Die promoter, but this video got my attention for a couple of reasons:
1) Zachary Quinto is a beautiful man. It's true. His turn as Spock led me to embrace my fangirl persona of the late 90s and frequent JustJared.com in hopes of stumbling across recent paparazzi pics. Sure, there are rumours about his sexuality,...
