Paula Abdul: Insert Uncomfortable Collar-Tug Here.
I know this is old news considering the VH1 Divas special was days ago, but after watching Paula Abdul cement her "crazy" status, I couldn't not comment on it.
In addition to her hosting duties, Paula took to the stage to perform her 1980s anthem, Straight Up - perhaps in an attempt to prove herself still relevant after her departure from American Idol. However, it should be noted that comebacks, performances and things of the sort are much more effective when the musician in question perf...
Even Darth Vader Needs to Eat
You don’t have to be one of those awkward, acne-prone, still living at home at 32, lightsaber bearing Star Wars fans to appreciate this hilarious video, in which Lego characters are used to act out a scene from one of comedian Eddie Izzard’s stand up routines.
My apologies to the die-hards out there - Chewbacca, Han Solo, and Princess Leia are all notably absent in this spoof; however the terrifying Darth Vader (whose asthma seems to have cleared up, at long last) is joined by a new cast ...
The Ideal College for the Perpetual Underachiever
Well, the first week of classes have drawn to a close at last, and already there is the scent of change in the air. Let's face it - every year thousands of naive and hopeful young freshmen flood the halls of their newly adopted Colleges and Universities, their pocket books emptied of their tuition, and their cheeks flushed with the excitement and expectations of first year.
Fast forward three weeks, and the scene will have changed quite considerably. The aforementioned freshmen will still be ...
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Megan Fox + Shock Value = …Huh?
So in the spirit of the Toronto International Film Festival and the release of Jennifer's Body in theatres today, I thought I would show my support for Diablo Cody by dedicating today's blog to her latest release.
Then I watched the trailer again. And then some featurettes. And then I began to wonder why this movie was made. And what happened to the witty and talented writing I had come to love through Diablo's memoir, Candy Girl, or through Juno, or through United States of Tara (which I h...
Dear Nick; A Message From The Toughest Mother Fucker Still Living With His Mother
College students beware!
What happens when you move to attend university in Boston, and decide to post a friendly message on a childhood friend's facebook wall, but because he is an illiterate drunk he is unable to decipher what all of the shapes and squiggles mean?
He takes to the World Wide Web and posts a video of himself drinking profusely, slurring like a homeless person, and head banging to bad rap music, that’s what! Check out this YouTube vlog, in which a wannabe hard-ass Guido...
It’s the (Third) Most Wonderful Time of the Year
With the Kanye West backlash in full effect, it's easy to lose sight of one of the important things. I mean, this week alone, Kate Gosselin got a haircut, Nas and Kelis have (allegedly) reunited, and Heidi and Spencer bought a puppy.
But most importantly? It's premiere season.
That's right, y'all. Abandon your flip-flops and seashell necklaces (permamently, actually - they're awful). Summer has ended and yielded to my (third) favourite time of year - next to Thanksgiving and Christmas,...
Weight is such a Sensitive Topic
LEAVE THIS FATMAN ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
This Fatman is fed up with all the comments and messages that are pointed to his obese self. You know, watching the beginning of this video, you may start to feel some initial feelings of pity upon this Fatman. Where he points out the juvenile tweens that poke fun at this man's weight. Some might say just suck it up, but for this man it makes him "FUCKING PISSED" and you know what! I would be too!
Although as his rant continues, you can't help but n...
Kanye Watch 2009: 50′s 2 Cents
Here's 50 cent weighing in on the whole Kanye/Taylor Swift fiasco.
Watching the interview I'm actually a bit surprised about his words of wisdom that's actually helping me make sense of this terrible, traumatizing event. Has 50 actually matured over the years and turned a new leaf? Has he finally decided to share wisdom with his foes rather than blows? Where's the 50 I used to know?
Oh, thank god, there he is. I thought he had completely left us to peddle Vitamin Water to white peo...
The March of Shame
The often-outrageous coital enterprises of college students has been the subject of countless movies, television shows, and jokes (as well as cause for mass parental concern) for almost as long as co-ed universities have been around. Take a walk through any dormitory or frat house, at any university, in any country, and take a deep breathe of post-secondary educated air. What’s that you smell? Some may claim its teen spirit, but I know better; swirls of sexual desperation waft throughout the h...
