H1N1 Sure Sounds Communist To Me!
In the spirit of following blindly, I have decided to write a health care related blog today (inspired by Francis’ and Anne’s hilarious posts before me), just like the thousands of unfortunate Americans who have shrugged off their social responsibility for making educated decisions, and decided instead to believe their wacky neighbor/uncle/bartender (who, let me remind you, firmly believes in a government conspiracy to drug his tap-water, and spends his Friday nights carefully sawing ...
Everyone Assume the Downward Facing Dog Position
What do you get when you cross a yogi with a mullet and seemingly pedophiliac tendencies, an eight-foot cock from Jamaica, ten unsuspecting kids whose hippy parents don’t believe in background checks, and a seemingly isolated farm? That’s right: it's Yogi Okie-Dokie and his band of yoga loving comrades (socialist pun and Animal Farm reference intended)!!
Watch in uncomfortable awe as this frighteningly serene yoga enthusiast prances about striking questionable poses and wearing even more...
The REAL Victims of Public Health Care
Going hand in hand with Francis' epic post regarding the Million White Man March (was anyone else overcome with rage about 3 seconds into the video? What the fuck is wrong with people?), I felt it my duty to further my uber-liberal/anti-White Man March agenda by acknowledging the political conflict regarding healthcare in the US - with a pop culture twist, obviously.
So by now everyone knows that Obama appeared on Letterman, and as usual, he remained charming, well-spoken and good looking. ...
Audrina Sure Has A Great Rack… of Pork
Although she continues, against even her own better judgment, to try establishing a “career” (see: fifteen minutes of quickly fleeting fame) as an actress, even a blind, deaf mute from the isolated backwoods of the Himalayan mountain range could tell you that Audrina Patridge couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag; not even a hypothetical one.
As a result, it’s no surprise that a number of Sorority Row spoofs and parodies have already gone viral, gracing the pages of comedy websi...
Emmy Recap Part 3: Funny People Win!
I figure nothing's more appropriate for a comedic viral video site than to close my Emmy recap with an old fashioned hat-tip to comedy's darlings. That, and I have an admiration for both Tina Fey and Ricky Gervais that dare not speak its name. I might even change my name to Tina T. Gervais one day. Well, not actually, but you get the idea.
As soon as Mr. Gervais took the stage, I was stoked. How could he possibly one-up the hilariousness of last year's presentation? . . . You remember it, ...
D.C. Tea Party AKA Million White-Man March
I think it's completely unfair for the Leftists out there to pick on the Right Wing, Christian Conservatives minority that still runs rampant in Southern United States. We live in a world where nobody should be censored, and their voices should be heard.
But here's a note.
For the love of god, if you're going to pack your 14 kids in the RV, draw up some racist signs of Barack Obama with a Hitler stache while driving up the freeway, and charge out onto the streets of Washington D.C., do s...
Emmy Recap Part 2: I’d Like to Thank the Academy…
First of all, I'd like to thank the Academy for making the Emmys an actual blogworthy telecast. Not only did I expect to have to reach for Emmy recap material, I'm shocked to continually stumble across more videos that encompass the sweet-factor of the evening.
Except for the nominees/win for Best Variety. I need to find that video, and it's been uploaded NOWHERE. Bastards. (*Note: If anyone stumbles across this gem, send a girl a link - I can reward you in written thanks and witty banter.)
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What Would YOU Do For A Klondike Bar?
All right class, get out your calculators and see if you can follow along: If you have two hilarious drama nerds from Georgia traveling on the fast track to success from the hidden depths of internet obscurity to the bright lights and opportunities of New York City at 60 miles an hour, how long until they make it big? The answer: Who the fuck knows?? But hopefully it’s soon, because I am head-over-heels in love with these two twenty-something comedians, and their fantastic array of laugh-out-l...
A Change of Occupation for Britain’s Most Infamous Wino
Amy Winehouse is such an easy target, it almost feels wrong to poke fun at the zany Brit, but alas someone has to do it, and so it might as well be me! The “former” drug addict has reportedly sobered up, and in the harsh light of day, realized that she is now officially classified as “washed-up”. Fortunately for her, she has a few bright ideas stored in that beehive hairdo of hers (along with some crack cocaine and a half eaten Twinkie from 2007).
Amy has started her own independent m...
Emmy Recap Part 1: I Love You, Neil Patrick
Was anybody else shocked that they actually found themselves enjoying the Emmys this year? I know, I know. More surprising than stumbling across a Kanye West blog with proper spelling and grammar. Let's discuss.
So basically, Neil Patrick Harris is the man. I mean, not that I wasn't already aware, but after watching him kick ass at last night's Emmys, his status of "entertainment god"/"best host ever" has been cemented. Launching the ceremony with a wittier-than-thou opening number that s...
