Guinew Moon
Twilight...
The mere mention of the word brings my blood to a boil; my pupils grow wide, the hair on the back of my neck prickles with excitement, and my heart rate speeds up to an R-Patz appropriate pace... and that's a tame reaction when compared to the thousands of other blood-thirsty Cullen fans who find themselves counting down the days until New Moon hits theatres (Haha that was a joke... blood-thirsty... get it? Ahhhhh nevermind!).
Twilight fever has reached an all time pitch as t...
Would YOU Date My Avatar??
As someone who has never had the time nor the interest in playing videogames (especially not since I developed a chronic case of tennis elbow from dabbling in the art of Wii Fit), I find it difficult to understand the seemingly overwhelming draw to the game World of Warcraft, and even harder to fully comprehend the enormous cult following which has spawned from it. The whole thing just seems a little bit Dungeons and Dragons to me, albeit a 21st century version - which essentially just means th...
Man Vs. Girls Gone Wild
Two things:
A) I love Bear Grylls, and his ridiculous excuse for a nature-themed reality TV show.
B) I also love anything making fun of Bear Grylls and his ridiculous excuse for a nature-themed reality TV show - which is why I almost wet my pants at the hilarity of the video below.
From the masterminds at Collegehumour.com comes a fantastic parody of Man Vs. Wild, set in the wild frontier of a dorm-room bash. So get out your notepads, fellow adventurers and explorers, and try to jot dow...
Battle of the Douches
For all of those guys who roll into the club dripping with bedazzled Ed Hardy gear, let this video serve as a warning – nobody (aside from drunken girls with loose morals, among other things) likes a douche! So un-pop that collar, loose the tilted visor, and chuck the ‘tude to the curb… Or you could find yourself at the DOUCHE OFF FINALS!
If you think Luke and Joe are as awesome as I do, then check out their site at BaratsandBereta.com where you can watch tons of their vi...
Limited Time Offer: “World’s Greatest Terrorist Bloopers” now on VHS!
Let me be straight; I do NOT think that acts of terrorism or the oppression of human rights is in any way funny. I DO however think that extremism, in any form or religious sect, is downright hilarious. The sheer ridiculousness of it, whether it be Islamic suicide aficionados or those terrifyingly staunch, feverish to the point of delusional, Christians from the deep South, I can’t help but find myself left with a slight smirk on my sinner’s face. I personally don’t adhere to a specifi...
New from Lonely Island: Throw it on the Ground
Here we go! From the same people that brought you Dick in a Box, Mother Lover, and I'm on a Boat; The Lonely Island formula brings yet another random thought wrapped within an intense hip hop video.
I was on the computer,
Watchin' videos on YouTube,
Saw something from The Lonely Island,
Picked up my computer,
And threw it on the GROUUUUUND,
What you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of this system,
This sounds like 'Like a Boss', Jackass....
An (Un)Dignified Breakup
Breaking up is hard to do.
I don’t mean physically difficult, as advances in technology and multimedia have paved the way for icy text messaged endings, and “it’s over” YouTube vids; I’m referring to the emotional turmoil of it – the tears, the guilt, the heroin relapse… the knowledge that you are about to enter into a period of unwanted celibacy until the next semi-decent guy/girl comes along (likely the most depressing factor of all).
Which is why it’s easier to enter int...
You’ll go GAGA for this Spoof…
What happens when you cross the prodigious Lady Gaga with the long cancelled, former hit reality TV show Fear Factor? You get the most ferocious celebrity/reality mutation since Season One of America’s Next Top Model (from back in the days before the weaves started wearing Tyra, as opposed to the other way around), and it’s called FIERCE FACTOR (insert tiger growl here).
This clever spoof from the certifiably funny team at Take180.com is chockfull of seemingly cheap laughs, but viewer bewar...
It’s a Revolution in Snuggie Technology – ACT NOW!
It used to be that cheesy infomercials trying to sell you shit you really don’t need only graced the nation’s TV screens in the wee hours of the morning, protecting all but the insomniacs of the world from their home shopping death-grip. Nowadays however, in the words of Bob Dylan, the times they are a changin’!
Infomercials have become an integral part of the prime time lineup, thus infecting the masses with a manufactured need to own useless objects just because some slimy sales perso...
Name One Hip Hop Legend Who Wears Socks
Have you ever sat back and nodded your head in time to the beat of old school rap music, only to ponder the fate of the once glorious b-boyz who started it all? Me neither; but that doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t pay homage to their chain wearing, b-box toting legacy.
Check out the video below, which comes from a witty comedy troupe based out of New York City, called Derrick Comedy, that boasts a number of talented comedians, one of whom also works as a writer for the smash hit...
