Hide Your Glassware – Nick Dreamer Is In The House!
Everyone of us, at some point in our lifetime, does something which we later come to regret, whether it be a bad haircut, a job-loss inducing comment, a lesbian kiss, or a drunken tattoo of the Tasmanian Devil jacking himself off on your left butt cheek; but this... this is epic.
The questionably talented and undoubtedly tone-deaf Nick Dreamer, who operates under the YouTube alias "hitmanbreakeroftheye", has seriously upped the ante when it comes to bad decision making in a public fo...
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall…
It's good to grow old in today's society, especially since the advent of plastic surgery and Botox have revolutionized what and who we perceive to be beautiful. Gone are the days of witch-like old maids and socially shunned hags; there is no place in Western culture for the ugly or the wart infested.
But one can't help but wonder what exactly sparked our obsession with youthful, dewy skin and wrinkle-free foreheads... Can we really blame new media for our drastically unrealistic expectations...
Would YOU Date My Avatar??
As someone who has never had the time nor the interest in playing videogames (especially not since I developed a chronic case of tennis elbow from dabbling in the art of Wii Fit), I find it difficult to understand the seemingly overwhelming draw to the game World of Warcraft, and even harder to fully comprehend the enormous cult following which has spawned from it. The whole thing just seems a little bit Dungeons and Dragons to me, albeit a 21st century version - which essentially just means th...
MJ isn’t the only one who can THRILL you
Well, it’s October 1st, which means that the month of gremlins, ghosts and goblins is officially upon us, and I am THRILLED! (See what I did there? This is a Thriller post and I used the word “thrilled” - don’t say my BA isn’t good for something) I’m just a little bit too old to go trick-or-treating these days (although I am the first to admit that I went out until I was 21 because, well, free candy is free candy), but that doesn’t mean that I can’t get into the ghoulish sp...
I Pity the Fool (Who Doesn’t LOL at This )
There are some actors who are just funny no matter how long they have been out of work or how much weight they manage to pack on; and I don’t mean “ha ha what a comedian” kind of funny, but the pure hilarity that can only be achieved by those who are so far past their expiry date that they have actually begun to grow mold (cough – William Shatner – cough).
I could take a poll to see who the world feels is the biggest has-been, but that would just be like scrolling through Dr. Drew...
A Change of Occupation for Britain’s Most Infamous Wino
Amy Winehouse is such an easy target, it almost feels wrong to poke fun at the zany Brit, but alas someone has to do it, and so it might as well be me! The “former” drug addict has reportedly sobered up, and in the harsh light of day, realized that she is now officially classified as “washed-up”. Fortunately for her, she has a few bright ideas stored in that beehive hairdo of hers (along with some crack cocaine and a half eaten Twinkie from 2007).
Amy has started her own independent m...
This Guy Swallows…
I don't know how many of you caught "Live with Regis and Kelly" this morning, but after watching Phoenix, AZ's Matt McAllister layer himself with over 200 t-shirts, I started to think about how pointless most Guinness World Records are. That is until I found this clip of Sweden's Jimmy Sköld, who has the record for swallowing the most whole sausages in one minute. Get out your pens and pay attention ladies, this could be valuable information. Who would have thought that deep-throating me...
