Everyone Assume the Downward Facing Dog Position
What do you get when you cross a yogi with a mullet and seemingly pedophiliac tendencies, an eight-foot cock from Jamaica, ten unsuspecting kids whose hippy parents don’t believe in background checks, and a seemingly isolated farm? That’s right: it's Yogi Okie-Dokie and his band of yoga loving comrades (socialist pun and Animal Farm reference intended)!!
Watch in uncomfortable awe as this frighteningly serene yoga enthusiast prances about striking questionable poses and wearing even more...
Even Darth Vader Needs to Eat
You don’t have to be one of those awkward, acne-prone, still living at home at 32, lightsaber bearing Star Wars fans to appreciate this hilarious video, in which Lego characters are used to act out a scene from one of comedian Eddie Izzard’s stand up routines.
My apologies to the die-hards out there - Chewbacca, Han Solo, and Princess Leia are all notably absent in this spoof; however the terrifying Darth Vader (whose asthma seems to have cleared up, at long last) is joined by a new cast ...
The Ideal College for the Perpetual Underachiever
Well, the first week of classes have drawn to a close at last, and already there is the scent of change in the air. Let's face it - every year thousands of naive and hopeful young freshmen flood the halls of their newly adopted Colleges and Universities, their pocket books emptied of their tuition, and their cheeks flushed with the excitement and expectations of first year.
Fast forward three weeks, and the scene will have changed quite considerably. The aforementioned freshmen will still be ...
Weight is such a Sensitive Topic
LEAVE THIS FATMAN ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
This Fatman is fed up with all the comments and messages that are pointed to his obese self. You know, watching the beginning of this video, you may start to feel some initial feelings of pity upon this Fatman. Where he points out the juvenile tweens that poke fun at this man's weight. Some might say just suck it up, but for this man it makes him "FUCKING PISSED" and you know what! I would be too!
Although as his rant continues, you can't help but n...
Kanye Watch 2009: 50′s 2 Cents
Here's 50 cent weighing in on the whole Kanye/Taylor Swift fiasco.
Watching the interview I'm actually a bit surprised about his words of wisdom that's actually helping me make sense of this terrible, traumatizing event. Has 50 actually matured over the years and turned a new leaf? Has he finally decided to share wisdom with his foes rather than blows? Where's the 50 I used to know?
Oh, thank god, there he is. I thought he had completely left us to peddle Vitamin Water to white peo...
The March of Shame
The often-outrageous coital enterprises of college students has been the subject of countless movies, television shows, and jokes (as well as cause for mass parental concern) for almost as long as co-ed universities have been around. Take a walk through any dormitory or frat house, at any university, in any country, and take a deep breathe of post-secondary educated air. What’s that you smell? Some may claim its teen spirit, but I know better; swirls of sexual desperation waft throughout the h...
Do You Know Who I Am??
Pens and pencils down, students! Its a universal truth that everyone hates exams... OK, so maybe that's not completely true; I'm sure that there are some keeners and test enthusiasts out there somewhere. But whether you love or loath the dreaded exam period, you are guaranteed to laugh at this Instant Kiwi Lotto commercial from New Zealand. I invite anyone with the balls to pull it off, to try this stunt at your own college or uni; just remember not to wear that dorm sweatshirt that has your na...
Toys with the Sadness Included
Are you in your mid 20’s? Do you live with your parents and are saving to move out? Do your parents and others constantly tell you to get your shit together and start your life? Well not any more good people. You can now make all that pestering go away by simply showing anyone who gives you a hard time this elaborate review on the movie toy Wolverine claws.
Because after all, at least you’re not in your mid 20’s and giving a review on an 8 year old’s dream probing toy. See not o...
Everyone judge the gorilla!
Here's a pretty straight forward video of a Gorilla picking his nose.
Really, it's bad enough that he's locked into a cage with absolutely no freedom, but to point, laugh, and groan in a condescending manner just because he picks his nose and eats it? Uncool guys.
I think Mr. Gorilla did a pretty good job though, despite all the critics of his choice of meal, he just continues to lie there, unaffected, picking and eating the shit out of his nose. Kudos to you Mr. Gorilla, you know wh...
Slap Chop Remix
Check out Offer Shlomi (otherwise known as Vince Offer), America's favourite informercial salesman and former scientologist, in this remix of his "Slap Chop" commercial.
Who would have thought that at the tender age of 45, Vince could become a rap star with just a little help from YouTube! [although he totally has the street cred to back up such a gangster image, what with his beating up of a hooker earlier this year]
Anyways,... So here it is, a raptastical tribute to the slimiest sales...
