Stockholm Syndrome 2.0
From the think-tanks at Funny or Die comes Hostage: A Love Story featuring the lovely and talented Zachary Quinto, Rachel Harris and Brad Paisley.
I'm not normally a huge Funny or Die promoter, but this video got my attention for a couple of reasons:
1) Zachary Quinto is a beautiful man. It's true. His turn as Spock led me to embrace my fangirl persona of the late 90s and frequent JustJared.com in hopes of stumbling across recent paparazzi pics. Sure, there are rumours about his sexuality,...
Dropped into the Shark Tank
Normally I completely go into TV hibernation during the summer months, but I've found my new guilty pleasure in ABCs the Shark Tank.
The newest Mark Burnett Production showcases that good old American' ingenuity that founded the country...as well as that naive redneck idiocy that caused the global economic storm of shit.
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Make the lamb stop screaming.
Dear God.
After catching this on MTV's The After Show the other day, I had to find it and post it immediately.
I don't know where to begin - the fact that poor Jessi Cruickshank was forced to endure Speidi's idea of foreplay, or that Spencer and Heidi define . . . um, whatever the fuck this is as "sexy".
I'm not sure about you, but I was under the impression - as I sit in bed wearing cat-print PJ pants and an American Apparel hoodie - that "less as more" was meant in regards to makeup ...
RockBand The Beatles: Commercial
The Rockband: The Beatles game is coming out soon.
Play as Ringo Starr. Sounds like fun, doesn't it? No. Look. Ringo Starr doesn't even want to play as Ringo Starr. The commercial's pretty cool though, I guess.
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Excitement for Simon Cowell
Alright. We get the joke. The guy had the unfortunate misfortune of having to relive most men's middle school traumas of having to speak publically with a massive erection. Ha ha. Funny, yes.
However. Upon further inspection, it's clear this man is carrying one of the largest testicular tumors in the world, right in his Levi's. Get the man to a hospital!!!! Savages! I mean come on. No erection looks like that through denim!.
This guy definitely has some bad medical condit...
