Hide Your Glassware – Nick Dreamer Is In The House!
Everyone of us, at some point in our lifetime, does something which we later come to regret, whether it be a bad haircut, a job-loss inducing comment, a lesbian kiss, or a drunken tattoo of the Tasmanian Devil jacking himself off on your left butt cheek; but this... this is epic.
The questionably talented and undoubtedly tone-deaf Nick Dreamer, who operates under the YouTube alias "hitmanbreakeroftheye", has seriously upped the ante when it comes to bad decision making in a public fo...
Guinew Moon
Twilight...
The mere mention of the word brings my blood to a boil; my pupils grow wide, the hair on the back of my neck prickles with excitement, and my heart rate speeds up to an R-Patz appropriate pace... and that's a tame reaction when compared to the thousands of other blood-thirsty Cullen fans who find themselves counting down the days until New Moon hits theatres (Haha that was a joke... blood-thirsty... get it? Ahhhhh nevermind!).
Twilight fever has reached an all time pitch as t...
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall…
It's good to grow old in today's society, especially since the advent of plastic surgery and Botox have revolutionized what and who we perceive to be beautiful. Gone are the days of witch-like old maids and socially shunned hags; there is no place in Western culture for the ugly or the wart infested.
But one can't help but wonder what exactly sparked our obsession with youthful, dewy skin and wrinkle-free foreheads... Can we really blame new media for our drastically unrealistic expectations...
Would YOU Date My Avatar??
As someone who has never had the time nor the interest in playing videogames (especially not since I developed a chronic case of tennis elbow from dabbling in the art of Wii Fit), I find it difficult to understand the seemingly overwhelming draw to the game World of Warcraft, and even harder to fully comprehend the enormous cult following which has spawned from it. The whole thing just seems a little bit Dungeons and Dragons to me, albeit a 21st century version - which essentially just means th...
Sorry About Yer Titties
I really shouldn't be laughing at this because popped implants are a serious thing that actually kills. At the same time, who can resist laughing at air-head hoe extraordinaire Shauvon, a 24 year old contestant on MTV's Real World/Road Rules Challenge when she screams out "I just popped my implant".
If ever that phrase passes through your head at ANY point in your life, maybe you should have never considered getting breast implants to begin with. Seriously people. Show a little self res...
National Anthem Fail…As they say
CNN is jumping onto the digital bandwagon, trying to be hip and with it by presenting a "National Anthem Fail...as they say".
The National Anthem FAIL in question was from Jesse McCartney.
Who?
I don't know. I think I remember him as being the kid that almost crapped his pants when Ashton Kutcher Punk'd him. Right! The guy who did that "I want you and your beautiful...soul". The guy who is SO irrelevant that the only gig he can book is singing the National Anthem at a NASCAR r...
Man Vs. Girls Gone Wild
Two things:
A) I love Bear Grylls, and his ridiculous excuse for a nature-themed reality TV show.
B) I also love anything making fun of Bear Grylls and his ridiculous excuse for a nature-themed reality TV show - which is why I almost wet my pants at the hilarity of the video below.
From the masterminds at Collegehumour.com comes a fantastic parody of Man Vs. Wild, set in the wild frontier of a dorm-room bash. So get out your notepads, fellow adventurers and explorers, and try to jot dow...
Battle of the Douches
For all of those guys who roll into the club dripping with bedazzled Ed Hardy gear, let this video serve as a warning – nobody (aside from drunken girls with loose morals, among other things) likes a douche! So un-pop that collar, loose the tilted visor, and chuck the ‘tude to the curb… Or you could find yourself at the DOUCHE OFF FINALS!
If you think Luke and Joe are as awesome as I do, then check out their site at BaratsandBereta.com where you can watch tons of their vi...
Megan Fox Shrivels Seth Rogen’s Sack
This is literally like watching a train wreck right before my eyes. I love how Jimmy Kimmel replays it over and over and over in super slow-mo, despite Seth pleading for him to stop.
It's a traumatizing moment for Seth Rogen, who just can't seem to get much respect in Hollywood. First the Entourage haters, now this? Granted, Seth probably got off on the fact that he just got to touch her, but come on. This had to bring up some old memories Seth lived through while he was attending...
Limited Time Offer: “World’s Greatest Terrorist Bloopers” now on VHS!
Let me be straight; I do NOT think that acts of terrorism or the oppression of human rights is in any way funny. I DO however think that extremism, in any form or religious sect, is downright hilarious. The sheer ridiculousness of it, whether it be Islamic suicide aficionados or those terrifyingly staunch, feverish to the point of delusional, Christians from the deep South, I can’t help but find myself left with a slight smirk on my sinner’s face. I personally don’t adhere to a specifi...
