Hide Your Glassware – Nick Dreamer Is In The House!
Everyone of us, at some point in our lifetime, does something which we later come to regret, whether it be a bad haircut, a job-loss inducing comment, a lesbian kiss, or a drunken tattoo of the Tasmanian Devil jacking himself off on your left butt cheek; but this... this is epic.
The questionably talented and undoubtedly tone-deaf Nick Dreamer, who operates under the YouTube alias "hitmanbreakeroftheye", has seriously upped the ante when it comes to bad decision making in a public fo...
Guinew Moon
Twilight...
The mere mention of the word brings my blood to a boil; my pupils grow wide, the hair on the back of my neck prickles with excitement, and my heart rate speeds up to an R-Patz appropriate pace... and that's a tame reaction when compared to the thousands of other blood-thirsty Cullen fans who find themselves counting down the days until New Moon hits theatres (Haha that was a joke... blood-thirsty... get it? Ahhhhh nevermind!).
Twilight fever has reached an all time pitch as t...
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall…
It's good to grow old in today's society, especially since the advent of plastic surgery and Botox have revolutionized what and who we perceive to be beautiful. Gone are the days of witch-like old maids and socially shunned hags; there is no place in Western culture for the ugly or the wart infested.
But one can't help but wonder what exactly sparked our obsession with youthful, dewy skin and wrinkle-free foreheads... Can we really blame new media for our drastically unrealistic expectations...
I’m Into Celeb Endorsements
Alright, I know it's super lame to support celebrity endorsements, but can we talk about how fantastic this commercial for TMobile's myTouch is? Chevy Chase, Molly Shannon, Dana Carvey and Darrell Hammond joining forces alongside the music of Cat Stevens? CUTE!
I get that the myTouch is not the iPhone. I get that it's not the Blackberry. I get that the only reason these comics agreed to plug this product is because of large cash payouts, but that didn't stop me from smiling and nodding in app...
Would YOU Date My Avatar??
As someone who has never had the time nor the interest in playing videogames (especially not since I developed a chronic case of tennis elbow from dabbling in the art of Wii Fit), I find it difficult to understand the seemingly overwhelming draw to the game World of Warcraft, and even harder to fully comprehend the enormous cult following which has spawned from it. The whole thing just seems a little bit Dungeons and Dragons to me, albeit a 21st century version - which essentially just means th...
UFO INVADES MOSCOW
Ladies and gentlemen. Today is a dark, dark day. From this amateur video which was taken just days ago, it appears an alien mothership has broken through Earth's atmosphere and is currently hovering over Moscow, Russia.
We're not sure exactly why the mothership has landed, and why it chose Moscow, but what I do know is that someone better find Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum NOW! Get their asses to Area 51, have Judd Hirsh give the loveable Jewish father inspiration speech and spark...
Sorry About Yer Titties
I really shouldn't be laughing at this because popped implants are a serious thing that actually kills. At the same time, who can resist laughing at air-head hoe extraordinaire Shauvon, a 24 year old contestant on MTV's Real World/Road Rules Challenge when she screams out "I just popped my implant".
If ever that phrase passes through your head at ANY point in your life, maybe you should have never considered getting breast implants to begin with. Seriously people. Show a little self res...
National Anthem Fail…As they say
CNN is jumping onto the digital bandwagon, trying to be hip and with it by presenting a "National Anthem Fail...as they say".
The National Anthem FAIL in question was from Jesse McCartney.
Who?
I don't know. I think I remember him as being the kid that almost crapped his pants when Ashton Kutcher Punk'd him. Right! The guy who did that "I want you and your beautiful...soul". The guy who is SO irrelevant that the only gig he can book is singing the National Anthem at a NASCAR r...
Fox News Breaks New Threat of Apocalypse
I know everyone out there has something against the FOX News and their journalistic practices of being a fear mongering, right-wing conservative propaganda machine, myself included. However, I'll give them a break because I seem to agree with what Anchor Shep Smith has presented as FOX News' "Sign of Apocalypse of the Week"; an honor that they have given President Barack Obama for 10 months.
May I present to you, the Craz-E Burger.
A whopping 1,500 calories of pure sugar and saturated fat....
Battle on the San Francisco Muni!
I thank god every day that we live in a time where everyone in the world has a camera readily available when shit goes down and believe me, in this video, SHIT IS GOIN' DOWN. I live in Toronto, Canada with an unnecessarily paranoid Filipino mother, so to keep me from moving far away from her, I've grown up with this belief that bad shit just seems to happen in the USA. There's guns, gangs, Jon and Kate plus 8, just the very thought makes me shiver. I must say, I was a bit surprised to se...
