UFO INVADES MOSCOW
Ladies and gentlemen. Today is a dark, dark day. From this amateur video which was taken just days ago, it appears an alien mothership has broken through Earth's atmosphere and is currently hovering over Moscow, Russia.
We're not sure exactly why the mothership has landed, and why it chose Moscow, but what I do know is that someone better find Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum NOW! Get their asses to Area 51, have Judd Hirsh give the loveable Jewish father inspiration speech and spark...
Sorry About Yer Titties
I really shouldn't be laughing at this because popped implants are a serious thing that actually kills. At the same time, who can resist laughing at air-head hoe extraordinaire Shauvon, a 24 year old contestant on MTV's Real World/Road Rules Challenge when she screams out "I just popped my implant".
If ever that phrase passes through your head at ANY point in your life, maybe you should have never considered getting breast implants to begin with. Seriously people. Show a little self res...
National Anthem Fail…As they say
CNN is jumping onto the digital bandwagon, trying to be hip and with it by presenting a "National Anthem Fail...as they say".
The National Anthem FAIL in question was from Jesse McCartney.
Who?
I don't know. I think I remember him as being the kid that almost crapped his pants when Ashton Kutcher Punk'd him. Right! The guy who did that "I want you and your beautiful...soul". The guy who is SO irrelevant that the only gig he can book is singing the National Anthem at a NASCAR r...
Fox News Breaks New Threat of Apocalypse
I know everyone out there has something against the FOX News and their journalistic practices of being a fear mongering, right-wing conservative propaganda machine, myself included. However, I'll give them a break because I seem to agree with what Anchor Shep Smith has presented as FOX News' "Sign of Apocalypse of the Week"; an honor that they have given President Barack Obama for 10 months.
May I present to you, the Craz-E Burger.
A whopping 1,500 calories of pure sugar and saturated fat....
Battle on the San Francisco Muni!
I thank god every day that we live in a time where everyone in the world has a camera readily available when shit goes down and believe me, in this video, SHIT IS GOIN' DOWN. I live in Toronto, Canada with an unnecessarily paranoid Filipino mother, so to keep me from moving far away from her, I've grown up with this belief that bad shit just seems to happen in the USA. There's guns, gangs, Jon and Kate plus 8, just the very thought makes me shiver. I must say, I was a bit surprised to se...
Megan Fox Shrivels Seth Rogen’s Sack
This is literally like watching a train wreck right before my eyes. I love how Jimmy Kimmel replays it over and over and over in super slow-mo, despite Seth pleading for him to stop.
It's a traumatizing moment for Seth Rogen, who just can't seem to get much respect in Hollywood. First the Entourage haters, now this? Granted, Seth probably got off on the fact that he just got to touch her, but come on. This had to bring up some old memories Seth lived through while he was attending...
Yet Another Celebrity Freakout
What the hell is going on down there in Hollywood? First Matt Damon freaks out on "Vinnie Chase", or was it Adrien? I dunno?
Anyways, now, of all people, Seth Green decides to have a John Conner-esque sissy fit during a recent commercial shoot. Ok, seriously? Seth Green? Come on.
The debate is on, staged or not? I'm going to say staged. I honestly can't believe that Chris Griffin himself would put on his big boy voice to throw a serious temper tantrum.
Let's break down...
New from Lonely Island: Throw it on the Ground
Here we go! From the same people that brought you Dick in a Box, Mother Lover, and I'm on a Boat; The Lonely Island formula brings yet another random thought wrapped within an intense hip hop video.
I was on the computer,
Watchin' videos on YouTube,
Saw something from The Lonely Island,
Picked up my computer,
And threw it on the GROUUUUUND,
What you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of this system,
This sounds like 'Like a Boss', Jackass....
How to Make a Viral Video /w Kevin Nealon
If you search YouTube, you'll find that there's a whole lot of information just waiting to get absorbed by the every day man, just looking to quench his/her thirst for knowledge. Just today I learned how to charge my iPod using an Onion (actually, worth a search) , How to play Psycho Freakout on Expert in GH 2, AND how to murder someone and make it look like a suicide! Thanks YouTube!
Anyways, there's even VIRAL VIDEOS on, get this....HOW TO MAKE A VIRAL VIDEO! Our Favorite Pothead Coun...
Our FIRST Hate Mail!
Alright guys, we've been up and running for almost a month now and I've been already getting some fan mail. Have a read.
Hello Francis, I was reading your post and like sorry to say, but, I totally saw that video like three months ago and even back then it was only like...kinda funny.
Also, please stop patronizing your audience by force feeding this terrible analogy of you guys "infecting us with this crazy new wave pandemic of viral video". How's this for an analogy. Your blog is like...
