The Ideal College for the Perpetual Underachiever

by Ashley King
Posted September 18th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

Well, the first week of classes have drawn to a close at last, and already there is the scent of change in the air. Let’s face it – every year thousands of naive and hopeful young freshmen flood the halls of their newly adopted Colleges and Universities, their pocket books emptied of their tuition, and their cheeks flushed with the excitement and expectations of first year.

Fast forward three weeks, and the scene will have changed quite considerably. The aforementioned freshmen will still be broke, but they will also have grown wise to the false representations they were once entranced with during University scouting season. All year long, school recruiters and PR teams stay busy sculpting their respective faculty images into perfect pictures of post-secondary success, all in an attempt to lure in a fateful group of unknowing prospective students to swell their ranks each fall.

This means that a lot of students are offered a lot of things that either end up to be untrue, or simply aren’t followed through with. That is why YOU should check out Quendelton State University, where you get exactly what you see… and that’s about it.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
VN:F [1.7.5_995]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
  • Delicious
  • StumbleUpon
  • Digg
  • Yahoo Buzz
  • Share/Bookmark

Related posts:

  1. The March of Shame
  2. Back to School Bro-ski Anthem
  3. Dear Nick; A Message From The Toughest Mother Fucker Still Living With His Mother
  4. Welcome To Pandemic Media
  5. Not Jimmy Hendrix

No comments currently exist for this post.
Add a commentGet a Gravatar

* Name

* Email Address

Website Address

You can usethese tags:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>
Our Sponsors
Categories
Featured Video
Around The Site
Top Rated Posts
Archives
Tags
Our Partners
Meta