I know everyone out there has something against the FOX News and their journalistic practices of being a fear mongering, right-wing conservative propaganda machine, myself included. However, I’ll give them a break because I seem to agree with what Anchor Shep Smith has presented as FOX News’ “Sign of Apocalypse of the Week“; an honor that they have given President Barack Obama for the 10 months.
May I present to you, the Craz-E Burger.
A whopping 1,500 calories of pure sugar and saturated fat. One whole beef patty, two slices of bacon, cheese, what appears to me to be either white cheddar cheese, a fried egg, or just solidified LARD; all smashed in between a DEEP FRIED Krispy Kreme donut cut in half as a bun.
The burger is believed to have been created by a bar owner in Decatur, Georgia, who decided to substitute the doughnuts when he ran out of burger buns. A bar that apparantly also serves something called a hamdog, which is a hotdog wrapped in a beef patty and then, of course, deep fried.
I never thought I’d say this. But you’re right FOX News. You win this round. Wait a second. I just saw a headline in your ticker saying “Fascist rewarded Nobel Peace Prize“. Ahhhhh, so close!
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October 18, 2009 at 1:54 am
Also known as “The Luther” from the Boondocks… it would not surprise me at all to know that this was created in Georgia. Living in Georgia myself………. uhhh… Well, let’s just say that there’s been many conversations overheard about “those deep-fried candybars at the fair”. These people will deep fry anything. ANYTHING.