Battle on the San Francisco Muni!

I thank god every day that we live in a time where everyone in the world has a camera readily available when shit goes down and believe me, in this video, SHIT IS GOIN’ DOWN.  I live in Toronto, Canada with an unnecessarily paranoid Filipino mother,  so to keep me from moving far away from her, I’ve grown up with this belief that bad shit just seems to happen in the USA.  There’s guns, gangs, Jon and Kate plus 8, just the very thought makes me shiver.  I must say, I was a bit surprised to see that this fight happened on the San Francisco Muni.  You’re supposed to see this happen across the bridge in Oakland, not San Francisco.

Anyways.  I’m glad it did happen because this video made my day.  Not because I enjoy seeing two Middle-Aged Women get physical over a seat, not because I enjoy subtle racism in the world of today, but because I love the way the underdog Chinese lady says FUCK YOU with such authority, the procedes to HADOKEN her opponent right out of the bus!

Also, I noticed there was a lot of dialogue back and forth between Chun-Li and some other old timers in the bus.  I took this to a translator to figure out what they were saying and it makes the video just that much more hilarious!

0:01 Old Man #1 “Beat that bitches ass!”

0:02 Old Lady #1 “Don’t hit her!”

0:09 Chun-Li “This bitch got the nerve to yell at me for me asking her politely if I may sit down?”

0:23 Old Lady #2 (in the pink jacket) “Don’t let that bitch bully you!”

0:59 Chun-Li “I didn’t yell at you bitch, why you going off on me!  If I don’t stand up for myself, she won’t get scared”

1:26 Old Man #2 “Hit that bitch!”

1:33 Old Man #3 “Beat that bitch ass!”

1:37 Old Lady #2 “Don’t fight no more

1:44 Chun-Li “You dare to fucking pick on chinese people!?!”

1:59 Old Man #2 “BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HER!!!!!”

2:050 Chun-Li “This bitch hogging the seat and I asked nicely if I may sit and that bitch kept hogging the seat!  She has no heart, always bullying Chinese people”