What the hell is going on down there in Hollywood? First Matt Damon freaks out on “Vinnie Chase”, or was it Adrien? I dunno?
Anyways, now, of all people, Seth Green decides to have a John Conner-esque sissy fit during a recent commercial shoot. Ok, seriously? Seth Green? Come on.
The debate is on, staged or not? I’m going to say staged. I honestly can’t believe that Chris Griffin himself would put on his big boy voice to throw a serious temper tantrum.
Let’s break down the facts.
1) Seth was jumped outside by two guys and nobody was there to help him!
2) Enraged, Seth storms inside, yells at the producer as well as the security guard who should have been guarding the set.
3) After yelling at two people that had absolutely nothing to do with the incident, Seth flips the craft service table OVER his head (not so hard considering it’s already at neck height), and then storms off into his trailer.
Something just doesn’t come together. How could these two men assault Seth Green and just let him go, unphased; free to call the cops and report them.
…Wait a minute. God dammit, I’m about to pull some serious CSI shit. Here we go.
First of all, the two men Seth speaks of weren’t just two random guys. It was Elton John and David Furnish. Also, let me clear this up, they weren’t trying to assault him at all. Far from! The couple, after being denied the ability to adopt a baby boy from Ukraine, decided to take matters in their own hands. They were walking down the studio lot, spotted the 3’4″ Seth Green, and just decided to reer him as their own. Unfortunately, Green has short legs that can rapidly flail about in this dangerous whipping motion, so they just gave up and let him free.
BAM. Broke that shit down. Tell me I’m wrong. I can’t be wrong, it makes too much god damned sense to.
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October 6, 2009 at 10:56 am
this is the worst website i have ever seen. you guys are all really full of yourself.
October 6, 2009 at 11:00 am
Thanks! How are we full of ourselves again?