I really shouldn’t be laughing at this because popped implants are a serious thing that actually kills. At the same time, who can resist laughing at air-head hoe extraordinaire Shauvon, a 24 year old contestant on MTV’s Real World/Road Rules Challenge when she screams out “I just popped my implant”.
If ever that phrase passes through your head at ANY point in your life, maybe you should have never considered getting breast implants to begin with. Seriously people. Show a little self respect and skip placing the foreign objects into your chest purely so people can gawk and salivate over you. There’s got to be more to you than just a large pair of boobs!
…That is unless you’re a contestant on an MTV reality show. In which case, you’re fucked. So…Sorry about yer titties, I guess.
Oh yeah, I totally forgot. If any of you are actually concerned about this girl (I’m sure nobody really is), she didn’t pop a breast at all. About $150,000 worth of medical tests, which included x-rays and MRIs, showed that Shauvon was just suffering from some mild tissue and nerve damage in the chest area. The same sort of damage that occurs when you bellyflop into a lake. What an idiot.
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