President Obama can’t hide from Kanye

Here at Pandemic Media, we are dedicated to bringing you up to the minute updates on:

Kanye Watch: 2009

The Kanye West Crusade Against Humanity has gotten momentum and his forging ahead as scheduled.

This crusade is really just Kanye’s yearly moment in the spotlight where he reminds the world that he is a misogynistic, self-absorbed, asshole who is clearly suffering from a bad case of ‘only child syndrome’.

Now, Mr. West has decided to move on to a bigger stage. Capitol Hill.

Apparantly Kanye’s “raping” (Honestly watching it over and over and over, left me with the feelings of awkwardness and disgust that one would experience after watching an 8 mm Snuff Film) of Taylor Swift was just the appetizer to the real big fish out there.

No public forum is safe! Not a Katrina disaster benefit! Not a cable TV awards show! Not even a Presidential speech before Congress!

Here he is forcing the debate on the President on the issues that truly matter in Kanye’s heart.

…and you know what Mr. President.  That IS true!

Related posts:

1. Kanye Hates Kittens.
2. Kanye Watch 2009: 50′s 2 Cents
3. …And another MJ Tribute
4. Weight is such a Sensitive Topic
5. It’s the (Third) Most Wonderful Time of the Year