Dear God.
After catching this on MTV‘s The After Show the other day, I had to find it and post it immediately.
I don’t know where to begin – the fact that poor Jessi Cruickshank was forced to endure Speidi’s idea of foreplay, or that Spencer and Heidi define . . . um, whatever the fuck this is as “sexy”.
I’m not sure about you, but I was under the impression – as I sit in bed wearing cat-print PJ pants and an American Apparel hoodie – that “less as more” was meant in regards to makeup and hair products, not clothing. Oops, wait – I forgot. Heidi’s in Playboy now. That means she’s sexy, right?
And on a sidenote, can we also address the fact that Spencer has claimed that he is “the King” (of bullshit, I’m sure), and that Heidi is the re-incarnated Michael Jackson or something? I don’t even know what the fuck that means – I just know it’s wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong.
Jessi, our hearts go out to you as you attempt to repress this undoubtedly painful and scarring memory.
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