Everyone of us, at some point in our lifetime, does something which we later come to regret, whether it be a bad haircut, a job-loss inducing comment, a lesbian kiss, or a drunken tattoo of the Tasmanian Devil jacking himself off on your left butt cheek; but this… this is epic.
The questionably talented and undoubtedly tone-deaf Nick Dreamer, who operates under the YouTube alias “hitmanbreakeroftheye”, has seriously upped the ante when it comes to bad decision making in a public forum. Yes, that’s right. Step aside Britney Spears, your pantie-less charades have at long last been topped – our pal Nick here has officially stepped in to nab the crown for “things I’m definitely going to regret in 5 to 10 years”.
Don’t get me wrong, I am a major supporter of the opportunities Internet based websites provide for struggling singers, actors, writers and comedians, but at some point someone needs to put down their foot and say enough is enough. In the case of Mr. Dreamer (which is EXACTLY what he is), I would expect that someone to be a concerned parent or friend… or at least the downstairs neighbor, even if for no reason other then to shut the kid up, let alone allow him to continue to make a fool of himself in front of a critical global audience.
Watch in a mix of terror and hilarity as the wannabe songstress croons away to Lady Gaga‘s smash hit “Love Game“, to the displeasure of howling dogs everywhere. (And no, you aren’t imagining the immense phallic imagery conjured by his painfully “seductive” twirling of a ruler….)
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