Amy Winehouse is such an easy target, it almost feels wrong to poke fun at the zany Brit, but alas someone has to do it, and so it might as well be me! The “former” drug addict has reportedly sobered up, and in the harsh light of day, realized that she is now officially classified as “washed-up”. Fortunately for her, she has a few bright ideas stored in that beehive hairdo of hers (along with some crack cocaine and a half eaten Twinkie from 2007).
Amy has started her own independent music label, named Lioness Records, so that she can continue to be involved with the writing and recording of music, despite the fact that her vocal chords are too jaundiced from whiskey and cigarette smoke to do any actual singing. The first person signed to the fledgling label is her thirteen year old goddaughter, which doesn’t exactly seem like a strong start for the company, but then again who am I to judge; I have never snorted a powdered substance or injected foreign liquid into my arteries, so apparently I can’t be counted among the modern music connoisseurs of today.
And so, in celebration of her newest project and future failure, here is an ode to Amy Winehouse from one of the many considerably awkward, but still somewhat funny, musical comedians that populate YouTube.
For the scoop on Amy, her new record label, and its sole performer, check out the link below:
http://perezhilton.com/2009-09-21-wino-launches-her-own-record-label
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